RUSH PIKE!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi, my name is Randy (from pike) and I’m here to tell you about pike (my fraternity). People often ask how hard it is to get a bid at pike. You’re asking the wrong question my friend. What you need to be asking is “how hard do you have to be to get in Pike?”. The answer? Rock hard (tough). Me and my brothers are always so hard because of our really hard pledge term. They made us do some crazy stuff ;). I don’t wanna say too much because I don’t wanna get in trouble with nationals (Pike Nationals) but let’s just say I had to shotgun a beverage which may or may not have been a natural light (I’m in Pike) and I may or may not have had to race my pledgemaster and hold in my burp longer than him (even though it totally upset my tummy) in order to save my whole PC from having to clean the party room (P.U. Stinky!). When he released his burp before mine, I became so hard (tough). My brothers were in disbelief of how hard I was and some even deemed it inappropriate. Then we remembered that we were pledges of pike and it was our job to be hard (tough). Moral of the story? If you wanna get a bid at Pike, you better get HARD.

-Randy (From Pike)

-Randy (From Pike)