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Frat Goon Rankings - GPC (Goons per Capita

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Me and the Phi girls were thinking of what frats GOON the most👊🏿🍆💦. So we are ranking Frats based on how much they wank their **** (Per Capita of course)

Touse:

Triangle - Come on now
Shady - they Shady for a reason
Psi U/ATO - Just look at them
Dsig - Circle jerks all day
Sig chi - THE GORCH (goon porch)

Lower Top:
ASIG - they jerk anywhere 🤙
AEPI - Trust, we know - PHI
DU - 4x a day
Pikapp - the JOONERS (jew gooners)
SAE - gooning Assault expected

Upper Mid:

Phi Psi - They beat pledges and their meat
TDX - Very Gay
PhiDelt - Wolf of Wallstreet (Self Rank)

Mid:

Theta Xi - Bobby Wein
Pike - Lot of Indians
Dchi - Why you think the basement smells
DTD - Not really sure where to put them

Lower Mid:

Fiji - PHI GOONMA DELTA
Snu - Soy Boys
Sammy - FLIGS (****ing Long island gooners

Bouse:

Lambda - Largest GPC (GAYS PER CAPITA) Explanation: They don’t touch them selves they touch each-other

Thank you for your time,

Alpha Phi\n\n\n\n\n

Posted By: ALPHA PHI
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BUMPPPPP

By: Michigga
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Least Obvious Dsig Self rank

By: LAMBDA
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Dude what are we doing here

By: Bobby Wein
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fiji up dsig down

By: Alex Ruvo
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DU is way too low

By: DU
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Asig up!

By: Realshi
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As a brother of lxa this post deeply concerns me. The amount of crankage that goes on behind closed doors is definitely on a similar level to at least phidelt. Also, touching eachother counts as gooning. This list is a massive botch.

By: Lambda Goon Alpha
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does Phi Delt get bonus points for having their pledges piss in each others mouths? and maybe it wasn’t just piss…

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