Frat Goon Rankings - GPC (Goons per Capita
by: ALPHA PHI
Me and the Phi girls were thinking of what frats GOON the most👊🏿🍆💦. So we are ranking Frats based on how much they wank their **** (Per Capita of course)
Touse:
Triangle - Come on now
Shady - they Shady for a reason
Psi U/ATO - Just look at them
Dsig - Circle jerks all day
Sig chi - THE GORCH (goon porch)
Lower Top:
ASIG - they jerk anywhere 🤙
AEPI - Trust, we know - PHI
DU - 4x a day
Pikapp - the JOONERS (jew gooners)
SAE - gooning Assault expected
Upper Mid:
Phi Psi - They beat pledges and their meat
TDX - Very Gay
PhiDelt - Wolf of Wallstreet (Self Rank)
Mid:
Theta Xi - Bobby Wein
Pike - Lot of Indians
Dchi - Why you think the basement smells
DTD - Not really sure where to put them
Lower Mid:
Fiji - PHI GOONMA DELTA
Snu - Soy Boys
Sammy - FLIGS (****ing Long island gooners
Bouse:
Lambda - Largest GPC (GAYS PER CAPITA) Explanation: They don’t touch them selves they touch each-other
Thank you for your time,
Alpha Phi\n\n\n\n\n
Comment#7 by: Lambda Goon Alpha
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