UNBIASED FRAT RANK WITH DISCRIPTIONS

Sammy (TOUSE fire ass DJ and lowkey hot men even though they're all short)
phi psi (baddies but like wedges are carrying looks wise)
DCHI (FIRE PARTIES, weird men)
Phi delt (fun parties, hot guys, disrespectful towards women)
fiji (TERRIBLE MEN bad music but like relatively fun if blacked out)
PiKapp (husbands are hidden here in the closets, or literally in the closet)
Asig (guys can we stop with the cocaine youre not bouse enough to be that addicted)
everyone else is irrelevant tbh love y'all tho keep throwing