A day in the life of a phi delt

Every morning I wake up at 5am so I can take my rhino pills. I’ll go back to sleep and sleep in until 9am when I go to the gym to make my fake gym muscles look bigger. Then I go to class where I study business. I watch the wolf of Wall Street before I go back home and take more rhino pills. Then I pregame and enjoy a lovely mixer with delta delta delta. I go to bed and do it all over the next day.