Santa Fe Burrito SA’D my Tastebuds

good afternight greekrank. It has come to my attention that many people have fallen victim to the Santa Fe Burrito. It tastes incredible the first time you order it, then every subsequent DoorDash it tastes terrible. Fries on a burrito is an excellent idea on paper, but it ends up just being a salty soggy mess (think Bobby wein). Please do not fall victim to this burrito, you will regret it. If you are sober, walk downstairs and cook food. If you are drunk, pretend you are a zeta junior and silly whip to Taco Bell.
Cheers.