Dsig is still touse (ADPI LOCK)

It has become clear that other fraternities are trying to run a smear campaign on dsig. They are insinuating that one of the humble members of dsig punched an adpi which would simply never happen and is completely untrue. Despite this, we offered her a bottle of top shelf vodka and she keeps spreading these outlandish claims!

They also didn’t pay the officiating team before hand using alumni money, the social servants of that fraternity would never do such a thing. I cannot believe people would assume delta sig would do anything to harm the standing (social or even national recognition) of any other fraternity, they are the nicest, most humble, kindest, humblest, s3xiest men on campus! My sources are saying that the barn yesterday was packed to the brim of eager ADPi women looking for Delta Sigma Peen! They are very thankful for the efforts of the s3xy humble social Nolan to put them in this position to secure their top choice this year!