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Fart Sorority (Kappa Delta)

by: Santa Ono

As a first president of the University of Michigan I have really enjoyed getting to know a lot of our student organizations, including our wonderful greek life system.

However, my visit to Kappa Delta was absolutely appalling. The rapid fire of farts was too much to handle, I barely made it out with my life.

I am pleased to announce that change is coming…

Posted By: Santa Ono
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#1  by: DTD Pledge   
#1    

This rumor is unsubstantiated. And so what if they fart a lot? Some of us are into that. Don’t yuk my yum!

By: DTD Pledge
#2  by: Tridelt   
#2    

Please Santa pay for us to relocate we can’t take it anymore

By: Tridelt
by: ^Feb 17, 2023 12:34:18 PM

that nasty green cloud hovering above kd is the fart ghost of kathy zhu

By: ^
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#3  by: KD girl   
#3    

This so unfunny. KD is a positive force for our community. We boast a strong sisterhood, responsible values, and overall just make Michigan a better place. The slander is so uncalled for and has made a negative impact on many girls. Who cares if we fart? Shouldn’t define us.

By: KD girl
#4  by: Bhbhhhhhb   
#4    

Faaaaarret

By: Bhbhhhhhb
#5  by: L   
#5    

Farrrrrttttaaay

By: L
#6  by: Vbhjjj   
#6    

Faaarrrrtttyuuu

By: Vbhjjj
#7  by: Faaarrrrrrrtttt   
#7    

Farrrrrttty

By: Faaarrrrrrrtttt
#8  by: Yo   
#8    

Eat our farts

By: Yo
#9  by: Kd   
#9    

SMELL US

By: Kd
#10  by: F   
#10    

Weee looove to farrt

By: F

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