I think i got too Dröönk

After our (electric) win on Saturday, I decided to celebrate with a few brewskis for the boys. Turned my hat backwards and turned on raftus mode. that’s right; I don’t care what your pronouns are. “Let’s ride!” I screamed after downing some natties with Cantard. Normally, I know my limits but I forgot I had not eaten anything the whole day as I was self-starving in protest for the plight of refugees around the world (i’m very deep and multifaceted kinda guy). Suddenly, my thoughts became hazy and my words were jumbled. That’s when I realized: I was dröönk. I immediately informed all the sororities I know of my miraculous state of being. Suddenly, my phone was blowing up with girls in my DMs. Does this mean I can put bartstool athlete in my insta bio now?