DTD living up to its name

As a freshman rush, i was unsure of which fraternities I would like best. On my exit from a (lame) Phi Psi event, I stumbled drunkenly down the street to the fraternity known as DTD. Frankly, I had low expectations, but upon my arrival I was awestruck. I had accidentally entered a brotherhood event. As a geed, I was not aware of the theme of the brotherhood event but it dawned on me rather quickly. Brothers were unclothed and using their sense of touch to stimulate each other. That’s when i realised the truth. DTD stands for Dudes Touching Dudes. I screamed in delight and began convulsing on the floor in delirium. I thought i would die until a roaming thumb entered my behind. He saved my life. That is brotherhood.