Controversial Frat ranking (with reasons)

Top:
OX (Nominal status, fun guys)
AEPi (Again, nominal status. They throw hard)
Phi Psi (Best parties, but if they keep it up they'll rise)
PIKE (Losing their house. Again. Unexpected future for them)

SLIGHT DROP

Lower Top:
ASig (Not much to say. Same)
DKE (Took Fiji's niche)
Fiji (Girls are starting to lose a LITTLE interest. Less groupies)

DROP

Upper mid:
Lambda (Gaining momentum. Non-greeks even know about their parties, which says something)
Xi (A "messy-fun." Girls love that type of fun. Maintaining spot)
DChi (Same. Need to make more of an image if they want to rise)

MASSIVE DROP

Mid:
DU (I wish I could put them lower, but tbh all the mids are plummeting)
Sig Chi (Disastrous this year. Fun, but disaster)
DSig (They could easily rise with DTD, Sigma Chi, and DU plummeting. Need to throw more.)
PiKapp (Same scenario with DSig. Gotta get control of the SDT groupies though)
DTD (Live on this site. Pi Phi groupies says it all)

SLIGHT DROP

Lower Mid:
SNu (They're not bad, but they need to keep pushing. These are the types of guys that played volleyball in HS tbh)
ATO (Put them in their place. Never heard of them throwing)
TDX (Parties are aight. Smells like vomit there. Beautiful EXTERIOR house)
Shady (AGD groupies are interesting. Nice guys though)
Phi Delt (PUT THEM IN THEIR PLACE. They are new and need to get under control. They live on this site. Some dislikes will be from them)
Beta (tbh the best way to describe them is "Dads" or "Daddies." )

SLIGHT DROP

Bottom:
Psi U (Râpe scandal 🤡 and rich boys, and a filthy house🤡 it'll take a lot to fix this)
Triangle (Friendly guys who are smart. They party with each other ChiO's neighbor)
Phi Sig (They need more members to create momentum. Can't say much)
Chi Psi (New in the fall, so bottom)
SAE (Just heard they'll be joining in the fall, so bottom)