if frats were investment banks

Phi Psi – Goldman Sachs
All around powerhouse. Solid foundation that doesn't seem to be crumbling. Strong rush flow. Target hoe$ only.

Theta Chi – JPMorgan
Diverse at first but deep down American. Beefy.

AEPi – Rothschild
Where the money lies and is passed on from generation to generation.

Fiji – Morgan Stanley
Personable yet a powerhouse. Belongs to the top but don't act entitled.

ASig – Deutsche Bank
Their days are over.. Bye bye #notabb

Pike – Credit Suisse
Always manage to stay around but just not that impressive. Mediocre, especially for top tier

Chi Phi – Guggenheim
Newcomers who recently established a much better name for themselves. On the up?

Theta Xi – RBC
Think they play with the big guys but don't quite seem to break into top tier

DU – Wells Fargo
A weird mix of too many different people. Present themselves strong but have a weak foundation