National Theta Glorification Day

Students of Tulane University… I come bearing excellent news. The rise of the most excellent sorority on campus, a.k.a the mother divinest, a.k.a she who hath risen (against the Top Three) will be celebrated on a beautiful weekend in early first semester. There will be various challenges and activities, such as the Ring of Fire, the Dark/Light Placement Ceremony, and the Exam (which tests every member of Tulane University on the complete history of this great sorority, and results in those with a score under 99.5% to be expelled immediately). Only the most elite freshman girls will be regarded as a potential new members, so those who wish to try their hand at the trials of New Membership must arrive in full garb to impress their future sisters (or enemies, should they not be selected).

More Details To Come.