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The Truth Is Out

by: I'm not even a Theta

It's so clear now more than ever that Theta is Top House. Pi Phi and Kappa have controlled the narrative for so long, but they are slipping faster than ever. The only reason frats text Pi Phi Kappa and Chi O and not Theta is because Theta's influence over the school is so powerful that they know about the parties weeks in advance, they don't need to be told. I believe that in the next two years, those three houses won't even have girls who want bids and Theta will absorb all girls for a 300 person pledge class. Mark my words, this is the Age of Theta.

Posted By: I'm not even a Theta
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#1  by: Boy   
#1    

I heard Theta and SAE are having a mixer at Mardi Gras World. Wow oh wow I wish I could be invited...

By: Boy
#2  by: No   
#2    

Ummmm what

By: No
#3  by: Harbinger   
#3    

The top houses of old fear The Eternal Theta

By: Harbinger
#4  by: Alright ladies   
#4    

Welcome PNMs to the most competitive recruitment anywhere, bar none. No PNM is assured a bid, and forget that 2.5 GPA, it better be a least a 3.0 or you won't make it to Slideshow parties. Mutual Selection? It's only mutual if you are on that Chapter's list. And most chapters have enough legacies going through each Fall to fill two new member classes. All the PNMs have spectacular resumes, there are NO average girls here in Theta. Want your legacy chapter or a certain set of letters? Go somewhere else. If you're already coming to Tulane, go where your heart leads you, nothing else will work.

By: Alright ladies
#5  by: lmao   
#5    

hilarious

By: lmao
#6  by: here for the mems   
#6    

can’t believe everyone missed the joke lmao

By: here for the mems
#7  by: duh   
#7    

this is the most true. I think the big pc would be a good idea.

By: duh
#8  by: What   
#8    

How did people get into tulane and can’t get the joke

By: What
#9  by: Theta girl   
#9    

Theta blows... phikaps

By: Theta girl
#10  by: Yes   
#10    

Bumpppp

By: Yes

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