DTD POSSUM SCANDAL

hey y'all. i was at a DTD function recently having the time of my life when suddenly one of the members got far too drunk and ripped open what appears to be a normal floor board. I could not have been more incorrect, as what followed was anything but normal. An army of about 10-15 ferrel possums scurried out of the floor board and began drinking vat. was still a pretty goodnight tho, would go back to DTD.