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Phi Kapp Pledging Update

by: The Agony

Some upperclassmen were able to intercept an entire pallet of Pfizers first vaccine shipment. 4000 doses at 2 shots per dose. They have it stored in a chest freezer in the shed behind the house. They’ve had me injecting myself every day, sometimes multiple times a day if I can stand it. The symptoms were terrible for the first few weeks. There were times I was completely paralyzed with pain, contorted like the Edvard Munch painting and frozen in agony for hours. I became stronger and some of the worst symptoms subsided over time. I've been in this shed for almost 4 months now and I feel as though I'm becoming something greater than human. I will continue to administer the injections into the same arm as long as possible. I'm increasing the dosages as much as I can stand and will maintain my journal.

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#1  by: IFC   
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Thank you, keep us posted

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#2  by: E   
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Phi kap building superheros to become top house

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#3  by: Yea   
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Bump this is increasingly relevant

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#4  by: ^   
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You’re kidding

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