what gymnasts would be in each sorority

Simone Biles: AEPhi (but wanted Kappa)
Gabby Douglas: Chi Omega
Howie Mandel: 828
The Red Teletubby: SAE
Scrappy Doo: FIJI (short king)
Aunt Jemima: Anything but AEPhi (she wishes #aephihatesauntjemima)
Adam Sandler in Grown Ups 2: ZBT
Winston from New Girl: DTD
Spencer from iCarly: APO
Jenna Marbles: Kappa Kappa Gamma (she’s got the key ;) )
Tasmanian Devil: Sigma Chi
Caillou: Phi Kap
D.W. from Arthur: Phi Mu

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