most likely to, sorority edition

alpha chi : not use their degree whatsoever and become an influencer after school selling fittea and teeth whitener on IG and date a b-list celebrity, have a super public wedding

alpha epsilon phi: be forgotten

alpha xi delta: be that person to get a “real job” working social media but call it a job in business marketing

chi omega: most likely to end up in the lowest status of an MLM and use up all their parents money in their “online business” being an “entrepreneur” #girlboss !!!!!

delta gamma: be president... or very successful, actual girl bosses

phi mu: be a successful women in the arts after college with good job and pay, but end up leaving it all for a family and teaches at the community theatre afterwards.

phi sigma sigma: go to the peace corps after graduating and never leave, adopt a nomadic lifestyle and tweet about how #free and #woke you are while living in a van and not washing your hair

sigma delta tau: moves to nyc to start a cruelty free, vegan, eco friendly or social justice brand of some sort, be that grown woman who never takes off their doc martens & go to indie concerts/bars more than they would like to admit for a woman of their age.

sigma kappa: a conservative housewife who’s personality revolves around watching fox & friends in the morning and calling out “fake news media” on their Facebook with one like on each post.