the bench

Ok. Mike Frank (Phi Delt) flipped the bench. Not only can he not take a shot of zelko without throwing up, but he's a loser. WAIT. JUST KIDDING. I flipped the bench. Yeah, that's right, I flipped my own bench. I actually have the coolest big in the world. (JK, my big is Lars Anderson, possibly the lamest kid in the world, #stillplaysYugioh). Ok, so the situation is I'm lame and my big is lame. What do I do? I'll probably disaffiliate, join the PYL (Professional Yugioh League, and play board games for the rest of my life. In all honesty, I'm the man and my big is the man. JK, Lars is actually a loser but I'm still the man.