srats as vegetables (TRUE) (2023)

AXO: zucchini (can be put in bread)
ADPI: creamed corn (stays in a can)
AEPHI: carrot (good vision)
Alpha Phi: peas (so small)
AOII: asparagus (pee smells)
AXiD: horseradish (spicy; from the ground)
DG: cheeseburger (idk)
Deeph: pumpkin (halloween)
GPhi: spaghetti squash (doesn't taste like anything)
KD: stuffed mushrooms (stuffed with other vegetables; incest)
Phi Sig: iceberg lettuce (color, detail, crunch)
SDT: cauliflower (white)
Sig Kap: beet (purple)
Theta: cabbage (big heads)
Tri Delt: onion (makes girls cry)
Zeta: celery (bland; stuck in your teeth)

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