Merry Wetmas Everyone!

It’s the eve of the best day of the year and when the ice and frost melts it’s gonna get real wet in cp. As if one were to climax multiple times on all of the streets but instead just water. The afamed phi sigma sigma doesn’t celebrate wetmas as they go to the tep house and do honikuh. I heard phi delt is doing kwanza with a twist this year, more on this soon. Why are we here? Why are we all wet? No offense to the soldiers who fire blanks, they should just look to kwanza or another festivity. Come to terrapins turf to get rizzed unspokenly and wet unconsensually.