This guy was being weird

Hey I was at a zeta psi post game and this guy jus did not have any unspoken rizz. His smolder was low mid at best and he continuously offered me money to go home with him. Now a girl can love her franklins but boy I ain’t that easy. His desperation was almost as bad as his teeth as he told me he doesn’t own a toothbrush. It was a strange thing to lead with. He also said he had recently shaved his down there hairs and needed to floss using mine. My friends also had similar experiences. We all went to SAE afterwards and had a great time. Well I think at least I don’t really remember leaving. Wait. Where am I? Oh my god. Those SAE guys are making out. And I’m naked?!?!?!? Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I should’ve just gone to phi tau!