Sororities as NFL QBs

Getting bored seeing the same rankings over and over again so made this list. Nobody cares if you get mad you snowflakes


Sororities as NFL QBs

APhi- Aaron Rodgers
Essentially the perfect quarterback in every respect. Insane arm talent and might be most talented QB ever. Has had some controversies and often doesn’t get along with teammates.

Theta- Tom Brady
One of the best QBs every single year and has been for last 20 years. Better leader and teammate than Rodgers.

TriDelt- Patrick Mahomes
Insanely good, most come from very wealthy background. Can be a little whiny sometimes.

KD- Russell Wilson
Top 5 QB almost every year, but usually not 1. Has won a Super Bowl and can compete with anyone.

AXID- Lamar Jackson
One of the most entertaining QBs to watch every game. Electric play style but sometimes a little too much, some would rather settle down with a proven pocket passer to go into the playoffs with.

AOII- Matthew Stafford
Pretty underrated QB for most of his career, but never really reached top 4 or 5. Still a really good QB

AXO- Derek Carr
Top 12 or so QB who bottom teams would kill for, but top teams pass on. Can be pretty hit or miss but still a proven starter and playoff caliber.

Zeta- Kirk Cousins
Always been a pretty good QB, not really that flashy. Does his job more times than not but is usually considered a mid tier QB.

DG- Ryan Tannehill
A solid QB, never the best QB in the league nor top 5, but can win some games when needed. Can step in when somebody gets hurt/ social gets canceled.

GPhi- Teddy Bridgewater
Potentially the most mid QB ever. Nothing is really that wrong about him but nothing ever stands out. Stat line is like 210 yards for a TD and turnover every week.

Phi Sig- Jared Goff

ADPi- Case Keenum

Deeph- Sam Darnold

SK- Andy Dalton

SDT- Jamarcus Russell
Not current QB but no explanation needed