Open this !!!!!!!

If you just opened this like i told you to tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is gonna be a rough ride.
For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been EFFING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I've literally been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so effing AWKWARD and so effing BORING. If you're reading this and saying "but omg Becca, I've been having so much fun with my sisters this week!" then punch yourself in the face right now so I don't have to find you on campus and do it myself.