if you're "x", then rush this fraternity
by: Stereotypes
This is made 100% for humor but you have to admit that this is at least somewhat true. Obviously this is highlighting the random/bad stereotypes of each house...
FRESHMEN:
-IF you're an alcoholic AND almost funked out of high school, THEN RUSH ZBT. Or if you're a music goober.
-IF it takes you longer to gel your hair than to bang an APhi AND very self-conscious, THEN RUSH SAE. Or if you love going to the gym.
-IF you love smoking AND surfing, THEN RUSH SIG EP. Or if you're from the San Diego area/like to button the very top button of shirts, you'll get an automatic bid.
-IF you're a try-hard prep AND christian, THEN RUSH SIGMA CHI. Or if you're shorter than 5'7, you'll get an automatic bid.
#1by: Stereotypes
Sorry, I realized I was WAY TOO NICE to Sig Ep (I'm not in Sig Ep)
FRESHMEN:
IF RVCA is the only brand that you own (and can afford) and is the only brand you see yourself wearing for the next 30 years (read: will never be employed b/c of weed), THEN RUSH SIG EP. Or if you're from San Diego, you will get an automatic bid.
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