Attention Frat Bros

Attention all future frat bros:

Are you ready to join the brotherhood that will forever change your life? Well, stop right there, because it’s not about the parties or the networking opportunities or even the unwritten rules about wearing pastel polo shirts at all times. No, no—it's about something more profound. It’s about becoming part of a tight-knit group of elite individuals whose sole purpose in life is to:

Perfect the art of the bro handshake (it’s a 17-step process, don’t even try to learn it unless you’ve been initiated).
Debate whether the red solo cup or the ping pong ball is more sacred.
Wear sunglasses indoors because you’re too cool to care about lighting.
Learn how to chant "BRO!" in unison at least five times a day, ideally after every sentence.
Live on pizza, ramen, and mystery meat from the dining hall (food pyramid? More like food triangle).
Take the phrase "squad goals" to an entirely new level.
Find your true calling in life... which is probably just being the guy who brings the speaker to the tailgate.
By joining, you’ll not only gain access to endless amounts of bro-lore, but you’ll also unlock the secret powers of the ‘fro, the keg stand, and the sacred ritual of losing your phone at 3 AM and having to rely on your "brother" to find it in the most mysterious of places (like under the couch or in your shoe).

So if you're ready to submit yourself to the noble pursuit of group chants, perfectly synchronized handshakes, and a lifetime of questionable decisions, sign up NOW!

Don’t worry, we only pretend to haze you. It’s mostly just aggressive high-fives and making sure you never wear a plain white T-shirt again.

#Bros4Life #TheFratLifeChoseMe