REAL end of ‘22 srat rankings explained

as a geed with friends in almost every house, here’s the rundown of the sororities (ranked in order)

TOP
aphi: pretty, fun, good personality. overall really effortlessly cool girls.
kkg: hottest on the row (but they are basically all white). not much personality besides cool girls with good instagrams. their physical house is also one of the nicest
theta: funny girls. pretty much all blondes. think of the loud girls with raspy voices. they are the most tom-boyish of the tops but still have a lot of really pretty girls

TOP/UPPER MID (border)
dg: known to be a top house but undeniably slipping. very diverse group of girls who are down to earth. known as a “not sorority” sorority. because of this, they don’t have as many events or involvements with the rest of greek life as the others in their tier

UPPER MID
pi phi: some consider them a top, but they are basically a wanna-be theta. during rush they prioritize looks over personality, which leads to an unexpected amount of weirder girls in the pc. very blonde, girly/preppy. the fun girls are cool and the house still associates with all top frats.
chi o: the quirky, girl next door sorority. it is very easy to tell who is a chi o. they aren’t too pretty but have funny personalities. each pc is almost exactly the same which leads to a good sisterhood and them being really fun. rank basically stays the same each year
gphi: controversial (?) ranking but i often get chi o and gphi mixed up. both have a more down to earth feel. fun partiers, some weird girls some pretty ones. rank changes between upper and true mid depending on the pc that year

MID
kd: sweet girls. i always feel like they are either really pretty or really not (not much in between). quiet, not a ton of personality as a whole. nice sorority but not too fun. i think of them as the shy girls who sit behind you in class and would lend you a pencil if you need
axo: another controversial (?) ranking but again there is a mix of types of girls. they are the more fun of the mid tier. very diverse group. a couple of pretty girls and opposites. they are either super nerdy or the life of the party. they seem to be rising from their bottom-tier past with a good pc.

BOTTOM
adpi: cute girls. sweet but kinda awkward. they are smart, like the kind of girls you would make friends with in class to study with and have a good time but won’t really see them out.
agd: nerdy girls. they are nice but definitely weirder. very smart, a lot of stem majors which is cool for a sorority if ur into that\n\n\n\n\n