official sorority rankings after winter quarter

As a UCLA Greekrank official contracted by the IFC, I was tasked with conducting a full in-depth analysis of all University of California Los Angeles sororities to create the final quarterly sorority rankings based on each house’s social status. These rankings are indisputable and if you disagree then you are either jealous or a geed.

1. APhi/kappa - Aphi remains at the top spot after yet another solid PC recruitment. Not only are they pretty, they also know how to party and have a good time. However, the inside is toxic and lots of girls drop. Kappa girls are pretty, but also crazy. Very much white and blonde. A Phi swept during rush this year, taking a lot of potential kkg girls, maybe pulling ahead.

3. Theta - Theta comes in 3 because of the mix of their PC 21s. Overall fun but try really hard to be number 2. Their physical house is also publicly known for being a huge mess.

4/5. Pi phi/Delta Gamma - This is controversial, but I truly think they are tied and the next year or two will determine how things shake out. DG has historically been on par with the top 3, and as recent or 18/19 some girls were choosing it over the top houses. Pi phi stuck with their usual pretty party girls this year. They’re moving up but all of their self-rankings is getting in the way, which is not a good look but not surprising based off previous years. They’re always a fun bunch, but definitely not as down to earth. DG is still a good house, but an interesting mix of girls, especially in their PC 21. Known for being quirky but it’s a fine line between just being weird. They do have to step it up to not get replaced with pi phi and like pi phi, dg needs to stop thinking that they are higher than they are.

6. Chi Omega - Chi O is the frat sorority of UCLA. They are very fun, chill girls to be around. However, they aren’t quite in the top of sororities because their looks aren’t quite the same caliber.

7/8. KD/G Phi- KD has been on the rise in the past few years and their new PCs keep improving, this year’s in particular. KD is also more woke/do a lot in terms of DEI initiatives and activism. But they really need to work on frat relations. G phi is really similar to kd. Both are mixed bags but are cool and chill girls, definitely more low-key than the top houses. Definition of middle tier, which is not a bad thing at all.

9.alpha chi omega - If they could start forming actual relationships with those people who are throwing the parties, their reputation would improve. Another sorority that focuses on DEI initiatives and activism. They are also want to be influencers, so care a lot about appearance.

10.alpha delta pi - very kind girls, but that’s about all there is to say. This house fits into the description of the lower houses at ucla in the sense that the they are more reserved and don’t have many social events or attend very many parties.

11.Alpha gam - AGD really struggles with maintaining members and does not do a lot of events. It seems like they don’t have any connections with top frats and a lot of girls end up dropping. It’s consistently at the bottom but I hope to see that change.