rankings

Here I will rank the frats by their proximity to in-n-out.

#1: Theta Chi. Good job guys, you've done a good job so far this year and it looks like you won't be moving from this spot any time soon.
#2: SAE. You're on the money but Theta Chi still has a solid couple of feet on you, maybe next year you can make a move on them but for now it looks like you'll have to settle for #2.
#3: DTD. You make a good buffer between theta xi and SAE but it doesn't look like you're making any progress.
#4: AEPi. You're doing a good job, you still have plenty of space to move up and nobody clearly standing in your way, so I'd say go for it, what do you have to lose?
#5: Pi Kapp. Not much mobility here, the way things are you're pretty much stuck behind AEPi.
#6: Delta Sig: your only chance to move up in the ranking is if you move that damn dumpster out in front. As it stands it's obstructing the path to in-n-out and actually artificially inflates the distance so you have to walk slightly longer than...
#7: theta xi. Only higher than sig pi because they don't have deltasig's stupid dumpster to walk around. Good job guys, keep up the good work.
#8: sig pi. You're really being held back by that dumpster, sorry to say.
#9: Phi psi. A newer house on the row, you recruited a good house and things are looking up from here. You'll move up when theta xi gets kicked off after someone drowns in that pool.
#10: Sig nu. As long as you don't get bodied by one of the many phi psi footballers