Thoughts on hoverboards on campus

I am typing this out filled to the brim with glee. I have been a longtime user and fan of the hoverboard. I will never forget the day I got my first hoverboard, it was the day I became a woman. The hard truth that people often suppress is that hoverboards keep our economy going and society functioning. I would love to see some fellow revs hope on a board with me. Just imagining thousands upon thousands transporting via hoverboard while hand in hand. The thought of that has my feet kicking. I too wonder who could start this era of fearlessness and hope, but I think I know the answer. The answer to your question is you. To be so brave and bold to start such a conversation means it must be you. You are our fearless leader. (or an alpha kap sig because who wouldn't want to look at them on a hoverboard. Wow just type that out has me fluster.)

While I appreciate your thoughtful commentary on this matter, I do have some concerns with your hoverboard movement. Hoverboards can be dangerous and lead to injury of those who drive them recklessly. Additionally, I see far too many individuals ridin' around without helmets which always gives me a fright. Please be responsible as you hoverboard around campus. (especially you alpha kap sig boys)

Stop with this chat gtp