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sororities as girls in high school

by: This is satire

ADPi: class president who got mad when seniors did a senior prank or didn’t do senior skip day.

APhi: secret mean girls who are now in a pyramid scheme and hit you up on Facebook trying to get you to join.

AEPhi: girls who watched Jersey Shore unironically.

Chi O: girls who skipped class to go smoke pot in the woods behind school

Theta: girls who only hung out with guys because “girls are too much drama.”

KD: girls who were on the varsity soccer team and walked like baby deer in heels at homecoming

Kappa: girls who got a brand new Lexus for their 16th birthdays and crashed it driving out of the school parking lot the very next day.

Pi phi: horse girls.

Phi sig: theatre girls.

SDT: girls who were obsessed with their friends from camp.

SK: girls who dated a college guy junior year of high school

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#1  by: Hahahaha   
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This is so good

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#2  by: Sk   
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SK poster- use some more hashtags next time. You’re so cool

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#3  by: HAHAHA   
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I’m in Greek life, this is 100% accurate

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by: HAHAHAJun 6, 2019 6:12:26 AM

Except for theta

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