Chomp Chomp Lemmonade

Sigs is on the decline, while Lemmon’s belly is on the incline. Lemmon is making like the captain of the titanic and sailing the boys into an iceberg. While the rest of the Sigs are hopelessly sinking, Lemmon has a crop of pledges to sustain himself. Greek life needs a hero, a hero to stop this madness, a hero to foil Lemmon’s Dahmer revenge tour.