the real top two frats on campus

There are two main categories of frats on campus, those that pull and those that are chill. There are only two reasons guys join a frat, to get laid with the hottest girls on campus, and to have the coolest boys to chill with, which represent pull and chill respectively. So in each category there must be a frat that is most well known and the top in each category which I will go into.

Firstly we will determine which frat is the top pulling frat, or which gets laid the most on average with the hottest girls. The criteria for the best pulling frat are, best house, best mixers and open parties, gets laid the most, and highest quality of girls on average. The unequivocal best house on campus for pulling and getting the hottest girls is Zeta Psi, it has the best house, big and right beside ceeps, the coolest brothers that get laid the most, ie Stefan, Morgan, Ben, etc, and their average laycount and quality of girls they pull is the highest on campus, greater than its competition, LXA and Sigs, the coolest guys in Zeta outpull the top guys in these frats without question, and on average they get laid more than LXA and Sigs, which are a close second and third place in the pull category.

For the chill category the qualities are best brotherhood and most chill brothers, this is easily Kappa sigma, since they do not have any mixers all of their focus is on brotherhood, all their events are chilling with the boys, so they easily top this list.

Therefore the top two frats on campus are Zeta Psi (pulling) and Ksig(chilling). Prove me wrong.