if frats were people at parties
by: Bobby Lee
Delt-Still reveling in the fact they're top house now by default and reminding everyone they can
Chi Psi-Wondering why they wore Wranglers and Carhartts to a day cha
Kappa Sig-Headbanging with their sick flows all over the place
KA-Mixing pre-workout in with their Jim Beam
Beta-Talking about how County Seat is a WAY better venue and wondering where the Thetas are
Sigmachi-Blackout early since he couldn't read the ABV on the bottle
Guy Phi-Aggressively drinking alone in a corner, not sure where their niche is
Lambda-Drinking appeltinis and talking loudly about their GPAs
Pike-Friendly, but holding their damp drink in the hand they shake with
Fiji-Ducked out early for the hour walk back to their house
SNU-The guys nobody has a problem with until they start talking about school with the Lambdas
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