need advise

what is up future frat bros
i havent heard from y’all in a while it’s been 3 weeks now im going to be back in like 2 week whats up!
it’s no worries when we go to the bars dudes I got my older bro’s id so we can get wasted faceted this is gonna be awesome
last night me and my buddies had this epic prep party and it was sick!!!!! we made our own beerbong and we’re trying to get our tolerance up if you know what im talkin about. haha
on a serious note, my dad told me about these swaps or mixers or something where yall go out with sororitys or something and they like have to hang out with you or something that’s legit!!!!
seriously last night I kinda had a rough night had this major puke session all over my dads m3 but now im straight and pounding some serious whiskey
seriously I want yall to consider me as the best option for your frat
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