new sorority/frat relevancy gauge

I was going on Yelp to write about a delicious ribeye steak I had at the local TGI Fridays! It was savory and large and I washed it all down with a nice beer. Before that me and my family ate some of their endless appetizers! The kids and the waiter called them endless apps, because you know how millennials are. My wife and I call them appeTEASErs, it's a cute little joke we have. After the meal I was so satisfied with all that char grilled meat that I wanted to go on Yelp and tell the world about my new favorite eatery. It was only half way through this post I realized this wasn't Yelp. But I'm sure even you hippie dippie types on urbanspoon can appreciate a good meal like TGI Fridays! #yumyuminmytumtum