fly on the wall

If I were a fly on the wall in each of the so-called "top" houses, this is what I think I'd hear:

Kray Kray Girls:
QBee #1 - "It's not working!!! Everyone's on shifts on GR. Theta's not biting, neither is Pi Phi, DG wants no part and no one can write like Smart PNM, so we look like idiots!"
QBee #2 - "We just have to try harder. Make up more posts and more posts to those posts!"
QBee #1 - "Maybe we should post pictures of most of our members instead of hiding them or only post ones where the less facey ones are wearing sunglasses or hats."
QBee #2 - "Maybe the sunglass hat posts, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! We can't post pics of most of our members! That would ruin us!"

DG:
QBee #1 - "So did you find more pics that we can put on insta showcasing our other members?"
QBee #2 - "Yeah. I just have to time it out right with rush."
QBee #1 - "What are we going to do about DG Alum Mom's daughter?"
QBee #2 - "Can't take her. We don't need more drama."

Theta:
QBee #1 - "What are we going to do about all those fake posts?"
QBee #2 - "Stay quiet. I have a feeling we'll have a pretty decent pledge class this year."

Pi Phi:
QBee #1 - "Did you hear about GR?"
QBee #2 - "No, what's going on?"
QBee #1 - "I don't know."