alpha alpha alpha (aka trialpha)

I have a great idea. Why not form a SECRET house for the prettiest girls from each house? Because in the end, don't all the prettiest girls end up being friends with each other on the row, anyway? And isn't this all about exclusivity and feeling superior to other people? Then that house, let's call it Alpha Alpha Alpha, can unanimously be ranked the best and we can put an end to all these silly rankings. Frats would LOVE TriAlpha because they wouldn't have to sift through all the unattractive girls to get to the hot ones. ALL the girls would be HOT. Just imagine....