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tau kappa epsilon - the best will only getting bet

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With rush coming up, everyone is excited to start the new year. If you didn't already know by now, TKE has made a huge jump in the ranks these past few years, and it is now safe to call Tau Kappa Epsilon the top fraternity at the University of Southern California. Certain rival fraternities try their hardest to compete, but TKE is in a class of their own. If you you still aren't sold, here is why TKE is on top at USC:

1. One of the largest fraternities on the row
2. THE strongest brotherhood on the row, all TKEs love each other
3. TKE is the only fraternity with TWO houses on the row, for double the partying and raging!
4. TKE is very involved in campus life and IFC
5. TKE members have the strongest FASHION sense of any men on the row. From the newest chubbies to the sickest croakies and button downs, TKE is always looking fresh and fratty!
6. FACIEST men on the row. Many TKEs claim to model in their free time, and sometimes girls are intimated by how good looking some TKEs are
7. Strong National presence at USC. TKE nationals loves USC TKE
8. By far the most ATHLETIC fraternity on the row, many TKEs play on USC varsity sports and very often TKE has won the Ironman Championship trophy
9. TKE is the frattiest frat on the row! If you want to be in the stereotypical "fraternity" (including all the "sacred" rituals behind it), then rush TKE!

Just remember everyone, TKE is the funnest, frattiest, and faciest on the row. RUSH TKE!

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Im a pi phi and i totally approve this message. Rush Tke!

By: go tke
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This is so hilariously evil I'm dying

By: HA
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TKE is now the new #1 sorry Pike!

By: TKE #1
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"certain rival fraternities try their hardest to compete"

But nobody tries as hard as TKE

By: TKETKE TKE
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Everyone hates you!

By: FU TKE
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This could not be any further from the truth. Don't listen to these sad, self-rating TKEs

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Hahahahah

By: This is a joke
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Only nine reasons? I can think of at least eleven more.

By: tke is tight
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this is either some hilarious joke or extremely depressing for tke. either way, none of that information is true.

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And people wonder why TKE gets the tryhard rep...

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