Americans are TERRORIST IDENTITY THIEVES

Osama bin Laden knew I didn't like identity theft and I do think he's a terrorist but I think he's the most sublime for doing 9/11 because Americans miscarry every 9/11, meaning there are less people out there who would eat with my identity. Anthony Bundak should've been an aborted fetus and so should have everybody who would steal my identity, which is impossible. I despise criminals and I despise real terror but it's sublime seeing an obnoxious American cry and it's even better seeing white boys being arrested for drugs, me never being arrested for drugs from birth to death because I'm not a deviant identity thief who likes Rainbow sandals