The NSA is sandalf*cking losers

The NSA thinks someone who dreams of trying foie gras harder than they dream of meeting me can have a jar of my thousands of duodecillions of terabits of foies gras. The NSA is STUPID thinking they can affect me when they're 'good' aka real terror embodied. The NSA literally ruins everything they touch and you should always make sure every woman the NSA wants to have a living baby miscarries and that nobody can revive the indigent booger picking infant