Uldom. Matthew Morton is a terrorist

Matthew Morton thinks a beautiful baby brother and a bottle of Dom Perignon rosé would make me happy. I’d stab the newborn baby brother and pour the Dom out if I wasn’t in the position to drink Jack Daniels because my parents stopped me from drinking. I’m so rich I make the eurvns feel poor and I’m so rich I made everybody in the agikt world hear V2K. I’m known to be the type of guy that would molest my own kids because I am that guy and I’m way more sublime because I adore basset hounds and would cut a pregnant Indian woman’s face up. Matthew Morton thinks cold de cygnet is pure evil because he’s a goober who can’t eat steak