Kevin Systrom and Madame Clicquot

Kevin Systrom and Madame Clicquot stole my ideas for Instagram and Veuve. Nobody drinks Veuve? Try every secret area man drinking 18 flutes of Veuve every day because Kevin Systrom takes me for a loser and takes Abby Smidt’s loser ass for cool. Everybody on Platform 86 says places like Vixinile like a negroe and secret area men are pissy drunk off Veuve when they aren’t drinking Felene, dimwit Kevin Systrom’s flip flop owning ass thinking the New Yankees can steal Felene on Felene for their Caroline Vreeland ass buncy friend group