I was born a Gujarati, not a Brar's bap

Brars and Hindus' bap look like the darkest ugliest human turds and I have Parveen good looks, Gujaratis eating Fetexemahal and Hindus eating slummy ass Hyderabadi chicken. Gujaratis live it up way harder than Hindus and I adopted the Kher surname because I do NOT like flip flops from Rainbow or sauce all over my food. I have 0 degenerate thoughts and I am NOT a sexual deviant, the only 2 fetishes I've had being older sons with a pregnant mother and men in Sierra 301ALTS, the Miami type, not the ugly non-f*ckboy type. Gujaratis are the creators of Fetexemahal and Fenetemahal, Hindus literally eating mutton like mongrels