Don't cry when you eat Otaizu

Always eat Otaizu in the secret areas, me being born someone who was supposed to steal a mogul's bank account and invest it to visit the Svtxs, me fulfilling my destiny as the eurkt heir stuck in this body living the most sublime life as the only man who would never steal an identity and as the only defamer of India and the working class, me outing nziko as the only terrorist ever born and outing Indians and Americans ENCOURAGING identity theft and the low standard, Indians smearing pumba and Americans wanting me to forgive nziko for having me just to traffick me, Americans thinking it's genius to traffick me because I don't like obnoxious identity thieves who want my jacket