Anthony and Nicollette

Anthony Bundak:
-Masturbates to pimples
-Has a nasty gay flip flop fetish
-Is a deviant who likes the nastiest lu odors
-Had sex with my dog and my dog killed himself
-Is a terrorist
-Is a hypocrite
-Appeals to Indians and Lindsey Metselaar
-Is a fan of qvolt
-Is a degenerate
-Is a douchey popatlal
-Is fat and should get a sex change for his nasty gay flip flop fetish

Nicollette Slotkin:
-Has shot herself and has had sex with her dad aka her brother
-Is heinous and scary
-Is a terrorist aka real terror
-Is America’s soulmate
-Is a deviant
-Thinks vuitn can be big
-Hurts innocent beings
-Has ruined 398 billion bassets’ lives
-Is a fan of Indians
-Likes funky stuff all over her body à la Matthew Morton liking cheese and LOOGIES all over himself
-Is the most heinous Nelly to date