why is usc so fun

Gosh dammit. I go to UCLA and I can't even look at USC kids instagrams or facebook's because of the level of jealously I have towards you trojans. You guys go out all the time and do these lavish, fun things... A party for you is like spending $100k and taking a private jet to Vegas/ mammoth with celebrities. Like 90% of you have the time of your life, and I'm just sitting here at UCLA in a top frat asking why all the kids here are soooo poor and boring. I miss all the rich Newport/ Laguna kids 😩.

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Love, Bruin who is trying to transfer to SC next year