Lambda to the rescue!! Once again!!
by: RowRunnerLambdas have contacted their very powerful and influential network of alumni who control usc, lapd and the California government and will have everything cleaned up and the row back up and running come Halloween.
#1 by: Kappa Social Chair
People ask why Lambda is top house, this is all they need to know. They control LA and everything West of the Mississippi. Just like they’ve done it in the past, they’ll do it again. They can make virtually any problem disappear with a couple phone calls. They’ve fostered more influential people than any society in the history of this world. Lambda will continue to rein supreme until they feel like it. Every sorority girl on the row has immense gratitude towards them. As the Kappa Social Chair, I guarantee Halloween will be a night worth remembering for every Lambda gentleman.
Commentby: Who cares, when - 😫Oct 27, 2021 10:49:27 PM
The Pretty White Girl (PWG) is going extinct.
They are America's most endangered human species.
America's smallest minority group. 🥺
PWGs are @ 1 in 15 in last Spring's sorority PCs.
It was 1 in 3 ten years ago.
Take many pictures of them, so we can remember what they looked like... 🦄
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by: Tribe of PiOct 26, 2021 5:39:37 PM
If you're the kappa social chair I'm Carol Folt 🤡 nice try lamda pledges
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