New Poll Out, Lamdba ranks 9th

Hey we don't make the news, we just report it.

The scientific poll was conducted over a 12 day period by a team of USC data scientists with a representative sample size of more than 6% of self identified Greek life participants. Margin of error was just 1.677643%.

The Row is losing faith in Lamda with less than a 42% approval rating. 1 in 4 people reported Lamda was a weaker house then a year ago. 6 in 13 reported they felt Lamda would be irrelevant within 5 years. 1 in 8 participants reported never having heard of Lamda, and an astounding 83.3% of participants reported Lamda was heading in the wrong direction.

Numbers don't lie.

The Pretty White Girl (PWG) is going extinct.
They are America's rarest human species.
America's smallest minority group. 🥺

PWGs are @ 1 in 15 in last Spring's sorority PCs.
It was 1 in 3 ten years ago.

Take many pictures of them, so we can remember what they looked like... 🦄

PWG Species Ending Threats 😆

1. PWGs mating males of other races.
2. PWGs relationships with butch / bi girls.
3. Increasing percentage of liberal passive white males not sheltering their same race potential mates from numerous outside species ending threats.
4. Dads not protecting their PWG vulnerable daughters from these numerous outside species ending threats.
5. The media now glamorizing mixed race mating.
6, The music industry attracting PWGs to mixed race mating cultures through rap, hip hop and soul music tracks.

A SPECIES EXTINCTION during our lifetime... 😒

Lambda doesn’t have money anymore because they haven’t had any PCs for the last year