definitive sorority house rankings

1. Kappa - The ultimate sorority castle. So many bedrooms in that thing that you can skip pref and get a C- in your Annenberg major and STILL have enough house points to snag a bed, not to mention a parking spot. Plus no better place in any house to take a selfie than the Ritz-Carlton esque foyer.

2. Pi Phi - If you have a severe case of vertigo you're in luck...bunk beds in only one bedroom in the entire house. Plus more TV rooms per capita than any other sorority and parking for days.

3. AGD - That new new. Must be nice to not have to deal with rusting plumbing and ancient kitchens. Plus best usage of marble floors second only to the Kappa Kastle.

4. DG - Name a more iconic sorority house feature than the spiral staircase. I'll wait. Plus nice furniture, do you all replace the Anchor Room couches every three months or four? Closest house to the 90 and Domino's. But good luck if you want a parking spot.

5. Gamma Phi - Granted I've been upstairs once in my life on house tours day so I can't speak to the bedrooms, but they sort of have it all other than that. Nice furniture, lawn, patio, parking. Slept on physical house.

6. Theta - Look it's the Barbie Dream House TM and for that it should be higher than this, but the clunky flow means nobody knows what any room is for (do I eat here, study, or watch TV?) and nobody has ever sat in the front room, ever. And I'll take Pi Phi/Kappa's "Dorm Room 101" dressers over wicker ones with ribbons any day.

7. Alpha Phi - Look if you meet somebody who is not jealous of their sundeck you're a liar. And their furniture is for sure nice. Good location. But the rooms are tinyyyyyyy and there are so few bedrooms that they just stack (albeit nice!) beds everywhere they can. Good luck getting a double and even if you do, you can touch the opposite wall with your hands and you def don't have a parking spot.

8. DDD - Terrible location, gorgeous house but the weirdest bedroom set-up bar none.

9. ADPi - I don't think they've updated a single piece of furniture since 1958. Dat lawn doe!!!

10. AXO - Pretty house, nice lawn, lots of parking, but dated furniture inside and a tiny dining room. Get whatever interior designer is responsible for swapping out DG's entire house furniture every year to come over and this place would shoot up the list.

This is #facts, if you fight me on this one you're just lying to yourself.